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Want to purchase a “Red Book” or “Blue Book” from the late 1950’s or early 1960’s. Call 620-382-2112.

1996 Cadillac Hearse Eagle Ultimate. White, good shape, 113,000 miles, runs great. 859-472-7811. $1,650.

For Sale 2000 Lincoln Limo: 27,402 Original miles. Well Maintained. Blue Leather Seats. Black Exterior. 2001 Lincoln Hearse: 55,024 Original miles. Black Leather Seats. Marble Bed. Black Exterior. Both have Clean Titles, and are being Sold “AS IS” $12,000 for both. Reasonable offers will be considered. Please contact Sara at (570) 665-2656. Website: Email:


2002 S&S 49” Cadillac 6-Door Limo with raised roof. Silver/black, mechanically excellent, immaculate interior, 48K miles, $12,000. (570) 220-7788.

2003 Eagle Cadillac DeVille Ultimate Hearse complete with tuxedo top, chrome wheels, short floor extension, wig wag and corner strobe lights, air horn and low mileage (46,000 miles). Funeral home owned and operated new tires in December of 2014. Cashmere in color. $15,000. Phone: (847) 537-6600. Website: Email:


2006 Cadillac DTS Flower Car. Triple black, strobe lights and detachable picture stand. Cadillac OEM chrome wheels with WW tires. 90k miles. Stored in heated garage and still in use by NYC livery service. Minutes from LGA, fly in and drive home. More pictures available $21k. Contact George H. Kranz Inc 718-728-4749 or


2007 Lincoln Eureka Hearse. Black with black leather interior, 72K miles, $34,800. This is a very clean car and would make an excellent addition or replacement for your fleet. We offer nationwide delivery and a warranty. Call (320) 393-3687 visit or email


2011 Cadillac S&S Hearse. Only 9,500 miles. White with Black Top. Low profile amber strobe light on the top and strobes in the grill. $54,000. Contact Trevor at or 440-221-2621.


Modified Perfect Body 2015 XTS Cadillac Hease. Own this for $45,000 with your low mileage trade in. Email if interested to


A well established New Jersey shore funeral home for sale. Two buildings; one with viewing chapels and owner’s apartment above and the office building with a rental apartment above. Ample parking lot. Selling at appraised property value, including turn-key business, good-will and pre-need accounts. Please contact for more information.


Family owned funeral home is seeking funeral director/embalmer. Ideal candidate is motivated, hard working, flexible, and well spoken. Individuals familiar with all aspects of the funeral industry are preferred. Attention to detail is a must.  Pay/benefits are DOE. Reply to: Nomis Publications, Inc., PO Box 5159, Dept. 720, Youngstown, OH 44514.

BRAND-NEW LEFTOVER MKT 6-Door by Federal Coach. Black with black leather seating. Never titled/registered. Safe and sure-footed AWD, navigation and back-up camera. Priced to sell $76,999. Call or email Rick 718-786-3535 x237 or


Cemetery Grounds Maintenance Assistant
Ensure that all rules and regulations of the cemetery bylaws of the state of Ohio are being followed. Develop and reinforce learning skills of grounds crew. Supervise and coordinate the activities and personnel involved in the assigned programs and projects. Assist in implementing procedures in work assignments (sod lists, grass cutting rotations, flower lists, etc...). File accident reports to Superintendent as well as coordinating the health and safety plan. Develop a mastery level understanding of maps and platting of lots. Able to do the following: laying of graves, lot sales, escorting funerals, answering phones on occasion, marking foundations, assisting families on grounds, sprucing up of markers and burial spaces, taking orders and installing bouquet holders. Knowledge of accounting, budgeting, computers. Write contracts for lots, niches, mausoleums and vaults. Perform related duties as required. Full-time position; overtime required as needed. Submit resume to: Mitchell Artis, Ferncliff Cemetery, 501 W. McCreight Ave, Springfield, OH 45504.

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First generation married funeral director couple seeks a funeral home to purchase. We’re ardent about the business, share a bright outlook and attitude with an excellent work ethic. Be assured your hard work and business will be well taken care of now and in the future. We look forward to establishing a family owned funeral home that will be trusted and respected for years to come. If you or someone you know are interested please contact us at


CREMATION EQUIPMENT FOR SALE: New cremation equipment, processors, power casket lift tables, parts and service. Pre-owned cremation equipment when available. Phone: (407)620-2897. Email


Let our family owned funeral home company be your succession partner. As a family owned company we understand the reputation years of hard work you have put into your business and care for families in your community. Please email at or call 314-384-9590 for a confidential discussion. Financing in place.


Financing for all your Funeral Equipment: Prep Room, Removal, Chapel Equipment

Church Truck - 15.99 per mo.
Ferno 101-H Hydraulic Table - 98.25 per mo.
Ferno #24 Cot - 57.40 per mo.
Ferno Mini Max - 67.70 per mo.
Ferno #34 W Dressing Table - 35.25 per mo.
Ferno Church Truck - 25.99 per mo.
Hydraulic Embalming Table - 79.00 per mo.

Prices quoted for 60 month term.
Phone (800) 392-2936.

For Sale 2006 Cadillac Hearse (Federal Coach). 55,750 Miles. All Silver/Titanium Interior. Excellent Condition/Garage Kept/Chrome Cadillac Rims. $39,995. Contact Anthony at Brooklyn Funeral Home (718) 385-3000. Email:

Email: Brooklynfuneralhome@  

Funeral Business For Sale Located in a suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. Family owned, owner retiring, 7,600 sq. ft. with possible efficiency suite. Five (5) car garage (2002), ample parking, turn-key operation, casket showroom, Pre-need contracts, new roof (2005), all new furnaces and A/C (2003). Asking $485,000. Call Dale Good (440) 888-1115. Website

FUNERAL BUSINESS FOR SALE: Family owned, serving families since 1956, this well-established business in rural upstate New York has grown to average 90-110 calls a year, a turn-key operation. The business features two funeral homes, one in an active college town and hub of county business. Serious inquiries will be given access to financials. Terms negotiable, owner retiring. Telephone inquiries may be made to 607-746-7799 or email


Rapidly expanding funeral home serving all south eastern and south central Pennsylvania, seeking Licensed Pennsylvania Funeral Director capable of performing all aspects of funeral directing. This is a full-time position with set schedule, time off and paid vacation, not a commission based corporate chain. No off-hours pre-need. The successful candidate will be kind, personable, neat, detail-oriented, and drug/alcohol free. We will train to our high standards. If interested, send resume with references to: Nomis Publications, Inc., PO Box 5159, Dept. 718, Youngstown, OH 44514.

Good Condition Used ALL Crematory Unit
We are getting a new oversized unit and need to get this one out of the way. Unit has been very well kept and maintenance up to date. We wish we had room for two retorts but we don’t. This will make someone a great addition to a firm or start up firm. I’m sure this wont last long, priced right. Buyers are responsible for shipping and crane company. Asking $25,000 or best offer. Email


Looking for a funeral director that is looking to expand. Will help construct/finance new funeral home. Great area in historic Chester County, Pennsylvania. Contact W. Connell, PO Box 715, Kimberton, PA 19442.

My name is Mark Fulop and I am an experienced commercial mortgage broker that specializes in funding funeral homes. City Commercial Mortgage is a nationwide commercial mortgage firm that funds all commercial property types. Offering a variety of commercial loan programs for both strong and poor financial profiles. Perhaps you want to buy out your partner, or pay off a private lender, or to  purchase another funeral home, or simply lower your rate. Even if you have been turned down by (s.b.a) or a local bank, we can get you funded.
•    Retort Financing 10 Year Term
•    100% Financing for Approved Borrower
•    Be Prepared for Future Trend of Funeral Service and Upgrade Now
Feel free to call or email me with any questions. Mark Fulop V.P. (Commercial Mortgage Broker) City Commercial Mortgage Email: Direct number: 201-925-3470  Specializing in: (Funding all commercial property types nationwide)


Massachusetts Funeral Business
Sole proprietor ready to retire. Small town funeral home in central Massachusetts doing 30-50 calls per year. In business since 1902 – the only funeral home in town. One-man operation suitable for an energetic young funeral director. Sale includes spacious 5,400 sq. ft. funeral home; adjacent 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath residence; 4 bay garage; and ample off-street parking. For more information, please call 508-439-2251 or email


OPPORTUNITY FOR MANAGER IN SUNNY CALIFORNIA with full operation duties. This 100 case per year funeral home is in a small rural town in northern California just off of I-5. You can integrate into this family oriented community while enjoying the small town lifestyle. Salary commensurate with experience and licenses. Health benefits included. Please send resume to: or fax to (530) 342-6650.


Prayer to the Blessed Virgin
(Never known to fail!)
Oh, most beautiful flower of Mt. Carmel, fruitful vine, splendor of Heaven, Blessed Mother of the Son of God, Immaculate Virgin, assist me in this necessity. Oh Star of the Sea, help me and show me herein you are my mother. Oh Holy Mary, Mother of God, Queen of Heaven and Earth, I humbly beseech thee from the bottom of my heart to succor me in my necessity (make request). There are none that can withstand your power. Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee (three times). Holy Mary, I place this cause in your hands (three times). Say this prayer for three consecutive days and then you must publish and it will be granted to you.
Grateful thanks. –J.R.

Credit & Collection Service “Superior results with a personal touch”
PCS will service your collection needs and ultimately improve your bottom line. Representing Nassau Suffolk/Metropolitan/OGR for over twenty years.
Call Jim King at 631-265-8600 or


Qualified professional funeral director seeking well kept, well respected firm for smooth acquisition. Seeking someone who is more concerned about the future of their firm and whose hands it may fall into. 100 call minimum, 400 call maximum. Non-disclosures and privacy is a must. (NY,NJ,CT) Please email:


Retired Funeral Director Wanted to work approx. 20 hours per week in exchange for penthouse apartment.  Apt has LR, DR, Kitchen, 3 BR, Den, Laundry, Bath, Deck. Includes all utilities. Pittsburgh area, PA. Serious inquiries only! 412 233-8400,,

Richard Palandech

2015 Chevy Express Van w/custom casket tbl w/9 built in rollers w/ custom entry ramp
2015 Chevy Suburban w/custom casket tbl w/8 built in rollers w/ custom entry ramp
2011 Chevy Express Van w/custom funeral upgrade
2009 Chevy Express Van w/custom casket tbl w/9 built in rollers w/ custom entry ramp
2007 Chevy Express Van w/custom casket tbl w/9 built in rollers w/ custom entry ramp
2004 Chev Astro Van w/casket tbl, blu
1998 Cad S&S Masterpiece Coach, blu

(312) 259-8434

    We currently have an opening for a Sales Professional in Pittsburgh, PA at HP Brandt Funeral Home. We are looking for someone with integrity that is energetic and ambitious. We provide excellent structured training in the classroom, in the field and on-line.
    When you join our team, you’ll have a long-term career opportunity assisting families and individuals with their advance funeral and/or cemetery arrangements. You can feel GREAT about what you’re doing, and get paid well while doing it.
    Your responsibilities will include making sales presentations, networking, getting referrals, and presenting group informational seminars. This is a sales position with substantial earning potential. We want people with drive, ambition and goals. This position will equip you with the tools and the training needed to achieve your financial goals. (Your specific compensation will be determined by your personal level of production.)
    Requirements for this position include, but are not limited to:
•    Must hold a Funeral Directors License to perform this role
•    Sales experience is helpful but not mandatory. Someone with the right attitude and a good work ethic can be just as successful as someone with years of sales experience.
•    High level of comfort in using computer systems within a sales environment
•    Previous experience with Customer Relationship Management (CRM) systems is a plus
•    High level of integrity
•    Desire to help others, and earn a competitive income
•    Ability to work well as part of a team or independently
•    Creative, Outgoing and Energetic
•    Comfortable with in-home sales and conducting group presentations
•    A good driving record
•    Solid work history
•    Dedication necessary to be successful
•    Basic computer and technology skills required. Who we are. What we do.
    We’re more than North America’s largest provider of funeral, cremation and cemetery services. We are mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers, sons and daughters who are devoted to the communities where we live and work. We are more than 20,000 dedicated individuals who provide caring assistance to families in need, honor veterans and public servants and deliver lifesaving programs to help keep children and seniors safe. We operate under the umbrella of the Dignity Memorial network of 1,800 funeral homes and cemeteries. Dignity Memorial providers care for more than 300,000 families each year and understand the importance of thoughtful, personalized arrangements. We believe creating meaningful ways to pay tribute to a loved one begins with compassion and is shaped by the understanding that each life is truly unique. For us, there is no greater responsibility than honoring and preserving the story of one’s life.
    Benefits Options:
•    Health benefits (medical, dental, vision, life)
•    401K Retirement Savings Plan with company match
•    Vacation and sick time
•    Tuition reimbursement
•    Funeral discounts, and more
    SCI offers advanced on-line training resources, career advancement opportunities in the largest organization in the industry, attractive benefits, and a wonderful community to serve with plenty of culture and personality. For additional information regarding our company, please visit our corporate site at
    As used herein, “SCI” refers to Service Corporation International and its affiliated companies.
    Equal Opportunity Employer, M/F/D/V
    To apply please contact Peter I. Johnson at 412-364-4444 or by email at


Thinking of retiring? Experienced and serious buyer looking for an established and well maintained funeral home with 100+ cases per year. Prefer MA, VT, NH, CT or RI. Reply to: Nomis Publications, Inc., PO Box 5159, Dept. 719, Youngstown, OH 44514.

Thinking of Selling? I am looking to purchase a firm doing 80+ calls a year in Western Pennsylvania or Eastern Ohio. I have over 25 years experience in funeral business, including monument sales. Licensed in both states. Financially responsible with a firm having good cash flow. Would like to work with owner for short time. Serious inquiries only. Reply to: Nomis Publications, Inc., PO Box 5159, Dept. 715, Youngstown, OH 44514

Rare opportunity to own three funeral homes located in Sunny South Florida. A breakdown of the homes is as follows:
•    South Miami/Westchester – about 400 cases per year, 20 years in operation.
•    Central Miami – 800+ cases per year, plus Flower Shop and Retail Casket Store
•    Aventura – newly renovated in an area serving a broad mix of ethnicities, including LBGT.
For more information, please respond to Jeff Stubins, Borda Commercial Real Estate, 786.441.1830


Funeral Business For Sale:  Two funeral homes and crematory business in central Florida for sale. Two million in property and buildings, three and half million in pre-need, six hundred calls and growing per year. Reply to: Nomis Publications, Inc., PO Box 5159, Dept. 717, Youngstown, OH 44514.


2011 Cadillac Federal Coach Renaissance Hearse, triple black, chromed stainless steel crown molding, chrome wheels, processional strobe lights in the grille. PRICED TO SELL @ $55,995!

2010 Cadillac Superior Coach Statesman Hearse in black with a black vinyl top. Very Traditional. Sale priced at $51,999

2007 Cadillac Federal Coach Heritage Hearse in fawn gray with a black top and crown molding. LIKE NEW! Sale priced at $32,170

Email or call for additional info: Rick at 800-223-3969 x237 or


Wanted to Buy: Full size Station Wagons, make and model not important. Everything considered. Also interested in purchasing an older funeral coach or flower car and used, antique or unwanted funeral equipment. Private Party. Please contact Tim at Nusbaum-Elkin Funeral Home, 408 Roosevelt Road, Walkerton, Indiana 46574. Phone: 574-586-3444 or 574-520-2250. Fax 574-586-3486 or email:


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